Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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