I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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