it hurts more in the daytime
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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