Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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