After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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