I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
