my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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