My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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