this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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