The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize