Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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