i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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