if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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