Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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