love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
