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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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