I must be too annoying 4 u.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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