So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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