Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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