so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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