he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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