ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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