And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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