new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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