I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
