Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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