OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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