Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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