I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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