does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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