what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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