Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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