We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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