I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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