just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she smelled like a LAN party
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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