I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
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The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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