Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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