Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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