why im i the only drunk person in the library?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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