I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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