"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The air taste purple.
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