Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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