im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Randomize
