So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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