WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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