And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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