the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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