turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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