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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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