why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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