One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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