Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know her cup size but not her name....
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