I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
