you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Buhtt sex?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
