the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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