I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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