she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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