Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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