i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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