Duck Duck Cougar?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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